Dean Obeidallah is a Daily Beast blogger (Daily Beast is a Gawker wannabe site) who achieved fame for calling Mitt Romney a race traitor for adopting a black child. Dean Obeidallah also maintains an active Twitter profile where he supports radial Islamic terrorism, though thankfully his account gets fewer impressions than mine. Calling himself a comedian, Dean Obeidallah said no one on the right was funny. I offered him a challenge.
My challenge was to the point.
“I’ll destroy @Deanofcomedy in any verbal dispute, rap battle, stand up, you name is. He’s an unfunny cuck.”
Much to my surpise, Dean Obeidallah replied! He challenged me to a stand-up comedy battle.
“.@Cernovich Great when can u be in NYC for the comedy show? Ill set it up at a comedy club in NYC”
I then offered up $10,000 for charity to ensure Obeidallah knew this was for-keeps.
Holy crap?! I’m going to do stand-up?
I won’t lie. I was was nervous and even a little afraid. Public speaking is one thing…Stand-up comedy is another!
Comedy requires timing, delivery, and edge. It’s incredibly hard to be funny on stage. Great comedians like Patric O’Neil, George Carlin, and Bill Burr are men of great courage.
I was going to walk into an ambush in New York. Before a packed crowd, I’d have to perform.
I began applying Gorilla Mindset techniques immediately to calm my fear.
How to overcome your fears?
First you must embrace your fears.
Fear is life. Fear is pain. Fear is growth. Unless you feel fear, your life is boring and stagnant.
I was afraid to do a stand-up routine in a hostile environment, and for that reason I had to do it.
Use self-talk, mindfulness, and visualization.
“What is the worst that can happen to you,” I asked myself during my self-talk exercises. “Worst case is you have a panic attack, cotton mouth, and pass out.”
I meditated on (visualized) the worst outcome. I imagined falling on my knees, throwing up, and humiliating myself before hundreds of Gorilla Mindset readers.
I imagined viral videos and gifs of my failure floating around. I imagined people mocking me every day on Twitter. No one would ever want to read my stuff or be around me after a humiliating failure.
Once the image was vivid in my mind, I concluded it wasn’t a big deal. “Get real, it’s not like you’re storming the beaches on D-Day. You might look stupid, but you’re going to show up to the FIGHT!”
“You won’t pass out, do the Wim Hof breathing,” I told myself. “Maybe you won’t be a great comedian, but you can do a Bill Hicks style rant. It might not be ha-ha funny, but it will be insightful and cutting.”
I began working on my routine.
After accepting my challenge, Dean Obeidallah then backed out and began making death threats against me.
After not hearing from Dean Obeidallah, I pushed the issue. When would we fight?
Again, this was an ambush. Obeidallah was going to set the venue. He could pack the house with SJWs. I’d bring my guys, too, but this was home-field advantage.
But I didn’t care. Unless you’re afraid, you’re not pushing yourself. I was afraid of going on stage to do stand-up in a hostile place. GOOD! Run towards your fear.
Because I didn’t outwardly express fear, Obeidallah cowered. He was on the ropes. He backed out of the challenge.
Dean Obeidallah intends to have a mob kill me.
When I told you that SJWs want me dead, many of you thought I was being dramatic.
Yet Obeidallah admitted he intends to crash my Gorilla Mindset seminar in NYC with a mob with violence on its mind.
He Tweeted to his followers that, “We need to pay a visit to [Cernovich’s] event.”
When told that sounded like a violenet mob, Obeidallah replied, “Can only hope so.”
Come get some, Dean!
Dean Obeidallah is a gutless coward.
Like the pathetic bully Sam Biddle, He backed down from a challenge that he issued.
He turned down $10,000 for charity.
He now wants to scare me away from giving my seminar.
I’ll gladly face him and his violence mob in New York.
I’ll see you in New York,Obeidallah.
Actually, I won’t.
You’re pathetic and won’t show your face.
You’re another bully who thinks writing for a “big” blog like the Daily Beast gives you clout or makes you a bad ass.
You’re a joke. You failed as a comedian, you failed as a blogger, and you failed at Twitter.