Two sides of the same coin
Big Government: Liberals say, “We need a strong social services program since I am afraid of losing my job and being unable to support myself.” Conservatives say, “I’m terrified of cave-dwelling savages and of black men. We need a larger army and more police on the street!” Out taxes and national debt go up accordingly.
Money: Liberals say, “Give us that money you made so the government can redistribute it.” Conservatives say, “Let’s borrow more money to fight wars so that the dollar can lose.”
Child support: Liberals say, “A woman has the right to choose! A man who doesn’t pay child support takes that right away from her.” Conservatives say, “Man up and take responsibility for your choices!” Both will send you to prison if you lose your job and are unable to pay child support.
Age of consent: Liberals says, “A man shouldn’t be able to have sex with a girl under 18 because that would objectify her.” Conservatives say, “A man shouldn’t corrupt the young.” Both think you’re creepy and sick for finding Alec Baldwin’s daughter to attractive.
Chivalry: Liberals say, “You make more money than women for performing the same work, because patriarchy. Pay up!” Conservatives say, “A real man treats every woman like a princess.” You’d better pay for dinner, even if she makes more than you.
Rape: Liberals say, “Sex a woman regrets is rape.” Conservatives say, “Sex without marriage is immoral.” Both support policies that enslave innocent men. “Rape shield laws,” for example, enjoy bipartisan support.
Marriage: Liberals say, “Be a man, get married.” Conservatives say, “Man up! Make an honest woman out of her.” This is said even though men are forced to pay alimony to women who cheat on their husbands and are forced to pay child support for children that aren’t even their own.
Joint custody: “A woman should have the right to decide whether or not she wants to raise her child.” Conservatives say, “A child needs his mother.” Men thus have to beg and plead with and bribe an unreasonable woman to see their own offspring.
Affirmative action: Liberals say, “Men have oppressed women for decades. Women should get a job over an equally or even higher-qualified man.” Conservatives say, “Let’s nominate a borderline retarded woman as Vice President, putting her second-in-line to be Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces.”
Men are so busy arguing with each other than they aren’t even realizing the rogering they are receiving.
No thinking man buys into this two-party political system.