“Men Lie the Most, Women Tell the Biggest Lies.”

You got on heels, you ain’t that tall.
You got on makeup, your face don’t look like that.
You got a weave, your hair ain’t that long.
You got a Wonderbra on, your titties ain’t that big.
Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth? Fuck you!

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    i wrote a while ago, a man should learning game is the equivalent of a girl learning how to put on makeup.

  • http://rivsdiary.wordpress.com rivsdiary

    a man should learn:
    1. game
    2. mma

    a girl should learn:
    1. makeup and heels
    2. cooking

    and the world would be a much better place

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