Instead of asking, “Am I living my life with passion and aggression,” here are the questions that control the direction of nearly every man’s life:
- What would an obese black woman in HR think if she read my blog?
- What would a fat, pasty, middle-aged man who hates his wife do to me if he knew what I really thought about the life of the typical American?
- What would happen if the angry, short-haired cunt in the office next door sent my emails to the above two people?
American men have sold their souls for the privilege of wearing khaki pants, a tucked in Polo, and a daily Starbucks.
Is it worth it?