Mike Cernovich Presents Danger & Play
For those who want more out of life.
July 25, 2012 By Mike Cernovich 7 Comments
GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!
Note: I’ll have a Perrier, thanks.
this guy is fucking hilarious. he needs his own tv show.
this is mad funnny.
Thats some hilarious shit there should be a drink by girl choice set up for the freezer as well!
Bacardi 151 = young party girls usually under age 21
Ciroc + soda = Typical club rat
Malibu = “Pretend I dont drink” girls
1800 Tequilla = Enough said
Cabinet necessities also include:
Champage = Pretend i am high class and “dont drink that often”
Cabernet = red for the ~28 range ie: “too cool for beer now”
Savignon Blanc = Same as above but can’t deal with harder taste of red
Vodka Gummies / shots = unfortunately these go quick
Of course the most epic “mixer” of them all
PINEAPPLE JUICE. Enough said on that one, makes jungle juice taste like actual juice!
A little nesting goes a long way. Some guys think they can get away with the slovenly, unkempt frat-guy game that worked in college (that worked because nobody had any money or long-term dwellings).
What a douche.
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