What is Sex with a Tranny Like?

[UPDATE: This is not my story. I'm into rough sex with women. This story is from a reader and is designed to serve as a warning for the unwary.]

“This was awhile go, I went out with a friend to meet up with a girl he knew who was going out for her bday, since she had a table and bottle service at some nicer club. Me and my friend got pretty fucked up on vodka and oxy’s before we left. I knew the girl, she was a cute Asian chick, and I knew she had cute friends. One of her friends I’ve never met was there, like 5’8, Chinese, fucking hot (looked like some kpop singer). The girl I knew introduced us, and we hit it off immediately, I kept drinking, I think I prolly popped another Oxy, I was pretty faded.

“I remember her saying like twice “did you know I’m a man” she was hammered too, and I thought it was a joke and would respond with something like “fuck you” and she’d laugh. Were there signs? I dunno, maybe she was grinding against me too hard when we danced, when she grabbed my hand to go to the bar/outside for a smoke, maybe her grip was a little too strong. Maybe when we kissed she was too forceful and lacked that female sensuality. I was too gone to notice.

“When we left the club she came back to my place, she had some coke so I did like 2 lines. I was so fucking horny, and fucked up. We just started going at it, I took her pants off, and there was this shriveled black thing. I forgot what our exact conversation was, I was too fucked up, I remember her being embarrassed and saying she told me and she didn’t think I cared, I was shocked but also too horny and fucked up to say no and I already went too far. We kept going at it, and one thing I remember is her pushing her shriveled little prick into my face when she was deepthroating me, in the 69 position. I kept trying to move away from it, but I eventually just gave in and let it penetrate my mouth. I remember tears coming down my face a little when I vaguely realized what I was doing, it had this weird chemically, salty taste.

“She eventually took a cab home, and I fell asleep. The next day I woke up like 3 in the afternoon, not wanting to believe what happened, but that hint of chemical taste in my mouth reminded me what happened. I was depressed about this for awhile, I sorta stopped associating with the group involved in this story out of shame. I stopped with the drug use since then also, I still feel like shit typing this out.

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  • http://bronanthebarbarian.com Bronan the Barbarian!

    What. The. Fuck. did I just read

  • GhostShip

    There are some stories a man needs to keep to himself. This was definitely one of them.

  • Matt

    Erm.

    <__>

    >_<

    Awkward.

    Yes, that is all.

  • C

    That was some demoralizing shit.

  • sosweet2362

    Wow. Ok this is going to sound odd coming from me, but here goes.

    Having worked for many years at Disney, I’ve heard this story more times than I’d like. I had a few friends in high school who were intentionally put in the same condition and then shamed for it. At the time, it was a recruiting tactic used by homosexuals to add new young blood to their group.

    This experience you had was not repeated, you are ashamed about it, and you have taken measures to correct the behavior that put you in it. Enough said. You are not bi-sexual or gay because of it. Do not let anyone tell you differently.

    • Kwyjibo

      If you let someone put a penis in your mouth, you at Yhe very least have some bi tendencies.

      Sorry, but sexuality isn’t like a pre-school egg and spoon race where “everyone won!” You don’t get to decide your identity in a vacuum, and then hope it sticks. Your behaviour dictate who you are, not the story you concoct.

      Penis-in-mouth = not what anyone would classify as “roaring heterosexual”.

      Sorry, that’s life.

  • http://www.TheSolomonPress.com Samuel Solomon

    you aren’t the only person out there with a tranny story.

    no worries. press on.

  • http://linanati.blogspot.com/ Linanati

    When my husband was about 19 or 20, he met a woman who was a little older, pretty, seemed nice, and acted really interested in him. They hadn’t dated or done anything (not even kissing), when he heard a rumor that she used to be a man. He confronted her, and yes, she admitted it.

    Here’s the best part of the story: his pastor at the time advised my husband to marry him/her/whatever, because the sex change op was before he/she/whatever was a Christian so it was “under The Blood”. That’s how desperate Christians are to get people married.

    Fortunately, my husband was smart enough not to take that very bad advice.

    • John Calo

      Linanati, calling anyone a “whatever” or an “it” is really offensive. It’s 2014 what god sakes

      • Danger & Play

        We don’t use the word “offensive” around these parts. Saying I’m offended just means your feelings are hurt. We don’t care.

        • ImmortalGrizzly

          LMAO

      • Ben Chazley

        I used to think like you until a bad experience happened to me. Deceiving a heterosexual male into peforming sexual acts with them makes these disgusting fucking creatures deserve every ounce of poor treatment they get and then some. Hopefully it gets called whatever the rest of hisher worthless fucking life.

    • Old girl

      Just because some stupid person said that absolutely does NOT mean that Christians are desperate to get people married!!!!!!!!

  • Jason

    Wow! Hard hitting. A a great reminder to never let yourself get falling down drunk or so high that you’re submissive.

  • http://www.aroundtheworldin80girls.com Neil Skywalker

    Eh what ?? i thought my stories were fucked up.

  • http://gravatar.com/askediske askediske

    even if you decide to go for it cause she’s a supplement for women… whyy the fuck would you 69 a trannie..? :D aargh.

  • Vicomte

    ‘Having worked for many years at Disney, I’ve heard this story more times than I’d like.’

    Please elaborate.

    • sosweet2362

      I worked in entertainment at Disney in HS and college. By and large the majority of the males in my dept were gay. Some came to work in drag, some left work that way to go out. We had great conversations about shoes and lipsticks over lunch breaks. Unfortunately, young, impressionable, normal boys from my HS would go party after work and find themselves targets. The weeks that followed were filled with various “guys” convincing them that they wouldn’t have done that if they were really straight. It was horrible to see them get sucked in and turned around.

      • http://angryychromosomewielder.wordpress.com thechauvinistkaiser

        Perhaps this is a skewed interpretation on my part, but what your’re describing sounds like it borders on rape.

      • Old girl

        This is very important to hear. We need to be educated. Something like this could ruin your whole life.

  • Gregosaurus

    Something’s you just can’t ‘unread.’

  • ASF

    So, it was shriveled b/c she/he was on hormones but was pre-op, or what?

  • http://sworntotheblack.wordpress.com pugsfugly

    I’m going to need at least two showers now. Maybe some Borax.

    I would have to find a hypnotist or something to help me un-remember a story like that.

  • B

    Sosweet and Linanti need to spread those stories around the manosphere and get some guest posts. Linanti you should go and post that over at Dalrock’s blog. Sosweet, that is all kinds of fucked up and people need to know things like that are happening.

    Tell your kids don’t do drugs or you will end up sucking a shemale’s cock.

  • MacCool

    Holy fuck, after a couple of stories like this that I just read I will never drink too much again!

  • Mr. C

    If you are stupid enough to get fucked up on oxy and alcohol then you kind of deserve a tranny dick in your mouth.

  • http://angryychromosomewielder.wordpress.com thechauvinistkaiser

    I have to agree with a number of comments here. Mixing a shit load of hard liquor and painkillers is asking for this kind of thing to happen.

    Keep your wits about you, boys.

  • http://lenorwegianguy.wordpress.com ThatNorwegianGuy

  • anonymous x

    I’ve heard much worse than this shit out there so I don’t need to unread, but I do want to say that every story I heard involved some excessive level of controlled substance consumption, sufficient to really, really move the line between what he would do or not do. Either the guy consumed willingly or it was done to him. Those cases it was done to him always started with his willing consumption of a few drinks to start (joints in one case).

    The key question you need to ask yourself: am I in control of my drug and/or alcohol consumption or is it in control of me? It also helps a lot to keep your radar up when in odd situations or when people say odd things to you. And to be ready to eject.

    • Old girl

      Here, here!

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  • samseau

    If that had been a woman in the story she’d have been able to claim rape.

  • http://www.staresattheworld.com Aurini

    Doug Stanhope”s is funnier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bHER4666uA

  • lucky

    Wow this is some funny shit.

  • hank

    some trannies are better looking than many women with totally feminine faces, smooth bodies and big tits. The 69 part is the hard to believe part but the tranny thing would be easy to get caught up in, especially if fucked up

    • Old girl

      But there is no vagina. Sorry to be so explicit.

  • http://twitter.com/alphatradition Traditional Alpha

    This story should be told to young boys to teach them that drugs are for whores, not yourself. A man must always be aware of what he is doing and in control of his fatalities, no matter how ducking horny you are, if you’re in control, you’re not going to suck a trannies dick.

    Damn, that’s probably worse than saying he experimented with a dude.

  • ilovextra

    I love making love to shemales. They are so beautiful and caring.

  • Vallin SFAS

    To answer your original question, *MY* sex (FIRST time) with a tranny/CD was GOOD. SOOOO good. Especially when I sucked her dick and she fucked my ass. Can’t wait for my next!

  • PCarter

    Dudes, what’s the problem? Most of the comments here are straight up hatespeech. I’m not saying go take one in the mouth, but who cares if other people do it. If you take one in the mouth, so what. If your sexuality become a little grey, who cares. My life became much better, my worklife became more successful, once I stopped caring about BS like this. It’s all in your head guys. Live life, own your experiences, learn from everything.

  • James Mark II

    Wow, thats hilarious, disgusting, scary and wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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