Business Idea

Since a lot of you are smart and successful, perhaps you'll serve as a brain trust. My boss is a great guy, and we have a great relationship. We work well together and enjoy each other's company. Today he proposed an idea. He wants me to sign a lifetime employment contract. "Whoa, that's pretty weird. Besides, lifetime employment contracts are unenforceable." He assured me … [Read more...]

When Masturbation Leads to a Close

We were in the back seat of her car hooking up. She let me pull her shirt up but wouldn't let me take it off. She also wouldn't let me take off her pants. Anyone who has dated Indian girls know how annoying they are, and how hard they are to close. I knew this girl wasn't going to let me fuck her in the back seat of her car, and that she was going to require some secret … [Read more...]

The Trojan Horse

"Beware of players bearing gifts." If you're going to fuck a girl, you need to either get her to your house, or get inside her house. It is really hard to get inside a girl's apartment after the first date. Whenever possible, you should meet a girl near your place. But let's talk about the more challenging problem: What happens if you meet near her place? The best way into a … [Read more...]

Why Game Styles Differ

When it comes to game, guys are like Jews: Five guys, six opinions. Why do guys have so many different opinions on game? There are two reasons. The first reason is shitty, and we'll dispose of it quickly. Lots of guys like to argue just for the sake of arguing. Most people who know nothing can't shut the fuck up and sit still. They need to contribute something - even if … [Read more...]

RIP Whitney Houston

Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie? Elizabeth: [laughing] You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one? Patrick Bateman: It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of … [Read more...]

Conan the Barbarian Game

It puts caveman game to shame: There was no such check on his other hungers, though: He loved women, and he loved them in bulk. “We’re in this bank line once in Venice, and he’s making eyes at the teller, a big old girl with a huge ass,” says Dan Howard, a Mr. America entrant who managed Gold’s Gym for four years. “Arnold says, ‘You haff nice breasts; now please to turn … [Read more...]