Men Aren’t There For You (‘Cause You Weren’t There For Us, Too)

Thirty-year-old men refuse to man up while their female counterparts are growing up. Result? Women are unhappy:

Young professional women may not relate to the financial struggles their Millennial peers are protesting against during the Occupy New York movement. After all, these ambitious go-getters are working as doctors, lawyers, engineers, and advertising executives, blessed with great salaries, health benefits, and paid vacation.

But these women understand the protestors’ frustration and unhappiness over the fact that their lives aren’t supposed to turn out this way. This is why a growing number of young professional women who seem to “have it all” are burning out at work before they reach 30.

The TV show Friends was highly popular during Millennial women’s coming of age. Did none of these girls listen to the open credit’s song:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your jobs a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
And it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

The message of, “I’ll Be There for You,” and Friends (having never watched an episode, it’s a presumption) is that even though your work life may suck, your personal relationships make life meaningful.


I’ll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you (Like I’ve been there before)
I’ll be there for you (‘Cause you’re there for me too)

Because American women are insufferable, they lack the traditional social support network. Women no longer enjoy the company of steadfast men, because alpha males don’t tolerate American women long-term.

The mass of men – perfectly suitable betas – have had their hormonal levels manipulated through poor diet and other environmental factors. Good men thus remain in short supply.

Having won their war against men, women are learning why, “May you get what you wish for,” is called the Gypsy curse.

  • Basil Ransom

    “having never watched an episode”

    I envy you.

  • ASF

    What is that feeling? Oh yes, schadenfreude.


  • congo

    women do burn out more because they simply weren’t designed to compete in those environments. men have way more testosterone floating through their bodies and neural pathways wired for exactly that type of harsh environment. dealing with the unknown, becoming resourceful, standing the heat, etc. etc.
    it’s like back in caveman days women would’ve all of a sudden wanted to switch roles. “you stay in the cave and take care of the kids today, caveman husband, i’ma hunt down that sabre toothed tiger.” you think they would have performed well??! or is it more likely they would have burnt out similarly to today and our modern day sabre toothed work environments?

  • Doc

    Women have gotten exactly what they have said they wanted – at least as far as the vast majority of younger men are concerned. They (women) complained that men achieved, and in so doing somehow kept women from achieving. They complained that men had all of the education, and to “fix” that, women wanted special treatment when it came to getting into college, the courses taught, and the jobs that they be handed. They achieved this to the extent that men saw no return in doing any of these things since the deck was stacked against them – it was easier to live in their parent’s basement and play video games. Now women complain that men are being EXACTLY as they wanted – well at least most men, and the ones that aren’t are enjoying the lack of competition, and see no need to get stuck with the cow when there is lots of free milk from younger cows to enjoy.

    Personally, I love the present way things have worked. I have my pick of women, and have become so jaded that I regularly refer to women 10+ years younger than me as “too old for me”. And that is merely a reflection of the truth that I can start a family any time – they cannot. After 35 every year their ability to conceive decreases – so why would I want that? If I were to want a family it would be critical that I select a female that is still fertile – of course, I also happen to like younger women. So I’m fortunate that there is a large pool to select from. Of course, I keep putting off “settling” down since those young women are just so delicious.

    I am EXACTLY what women, evolved men to be – rather than what society has tried to force me to be. Every other alpha out there is what women WANT and RESPOND to, rather than what they say. I am simply enjoying the benefits of their (feminists) labor – and why shouldn’t I? After all – isn’t it my birth rite?

    Women complained that men had all of the advantages, and in the misguided ways of feminists, have actually handed men more advantages then we ever dreamed of. Growing up, the idea of having more women then there were days of the week, seemed like just that – a dream. Now it is a reflection of availability of women, and the fact that they still respond to the same things their grand-mothers, and great-grandmothers did… And unfortunately for them, there are fewer and fewer men like their grand-fathers, and great-grandfathers. And the ones that are still out there, see that they are a commodity in demand and recognize that.

    I thank the feminists every time I’m taking home a sweet-young-thing that I just met. My life is a reflection of their success, and a tribute to it. And the fact that now those same sweet-young-things can pay for that vacation to Europe, or the Caribbean only means that I get to take more of them to the places I enjoy – since they pay their own way, and even subsidize me in enjoying them. And I get to enjoy their company in ways that would make those feminists that I am thanking rant and rave at how their “perfect world” really is perfect – but for men…

    Thank you ladies… I couldn’t have done it without your hard work and dedication… :)

  • Jose

    This is so far the most brilliant thing I have read.