To become a man you must stop apologizing for women. Men who should know better nevertheless saddle up their steed to apologize for women who shit test. “Sebastian,” they say, “Women only shit test as a congruency test! They are only seeing if you are man enough to withstand her tests!”
Well, I have two answers. First, that’s wrong. Second, I don’t care.
Look, I don’t know what guys who defend shit tests look or act like, but I am not a small guy. I have boxed in a ring and fought in the streets. I laughed when my nose was broken in a Combat Sambo match. I go through dangerous areas of the city, and don’t get hassled. People never make small talk with me on airplanes. Unless I open up by smiling, I look like a psychopath. I even sometimes act like one. My ex knows all of this.
My ex saw me leave the car after a guy drove his car too close to hers. You couldn’t tell that I was in the car, based on the angle of his approach. Without a second of hesitation, I was outside, screaming at him to get out of the car.
My ex once ran out of a 7-11 as I was about to slam a druggie who was harassing my dog. She’s seen me defend her, and I once prevented us from being mugged in New York.
During a vacation to Costa Rica (the Caribbean side), we were riding bikes. She was ahead of me when some seedy guys approached. Once they saw me rolling up, they backed the fuck up. She even commented, “It’s great being with you. It allows me to go places I could never go with a weaker guy.”
Knowing all of the above about me, you know what my ex did? She shit test me constantly. All the fucking time. Her non-stop shit testing is why she’s my ex.
Now why would she have shit test me? What congruence is there to test? If anything, a woman should be worried about keeping me out of jail for fighting. Yet she shit test me. Thus, your stupid apologizing for women is wrong.
Even if shit tests really were “hard wired” via “evolution,” you know what? I don’t give a fuck. I still have to listen to them, and I don’t fucking like it.
Stop apologizing for the bullshit your girl puts you through. Stop reading “evolution” and “HBD” blogs written by guys who can’t get laid. (One “HBD blogger” didn’t even have the human intelligence needed to own a cat.)
If a woman shit tests me, she is going to end up crying. I have never touched a woman (although I have been the victim of domestic violence several times, and my ex once threw a book at my face, striking me in the eye). I will hurt her with my words.
Shit tests are not something to be passed. Shit tests are unacceptable female behavior that must be met with force of will. Once you make it uncomfortable for your girl to shit test you – rather than “pass” them through some stupid routine you found on the Internet – you’ll find the shit tests are reduced.
That, or you’ll learn that your girl is an insufferable, controlling, nagging bitch. In which case, like me, you’ll be able to say, “That’s why she’s my ex.”